At Daily Steals, we strive to keep you happy, no matter what it takes. Hence, we give you incredible prices on incredible products. If you need a little more, you can also stop by our office and we’ll give you a great big hug (…but we’re actually better with the “incredible prices” part).
Anyway, we’re not here to waste you time but to proudly announce that we’ve completely revolutionized our Customer Service department. It turns out that our 13 year old cousin Timmy didn’t do such a great job after all. But that’s what you get when you pay your customer relation director with candies.
Last week, Master Thief joined an anger management course and now he is tied to the computer and is now exclusively sending out cheerful emails letting you know how your order is doing. Hey, just cause we're in Brooklyn doesn't mean we can't be nice guys.
Here is our agenda once you close a deal at daily steals:
1. Of course you’ll feel guilty because you just paid 9 bucks for an MP3 player.
2. We shoot you (relax!) an email with payment confirmation so you’ll have proof to show your friends that the MP3 Player did actually cost nine dollars.
3. You’ll receive a shipping confirmation so you know your steal is on the way.
4. If something goes wrong, you are very welcome to shoot us back (an email!) to sales@dailysteals.com and we’ll see how we can make you happy again (a hug?)
Remember, Daily Steals is committed to customer satisfaction and blahh blahh yada yada happy happy joy joy - just buy something already and let us take care of the rest!
Sincerely,
Daily Steals.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
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