Why didn’t you host a barbecue party? Because you forgot to join our raffle!

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Do you know what MR. Dcrabs was doing during this weekend? Well, we neither, and we know you don’t care but we can guess!

Ye! He was the hottest guy in the neighborhood! He invited all his cool friends to enjoy his hot new Weber Grill!



What were you doing this weekend?

And you know why it happened? Because you did not join our weekly raffle you douchebag! But it's not too late! Get yourself off the couch and join next week's raffle. Why? Because you'll have the chance to trade your Commodore 64 (???) with a shiny new MacBook!


Wouldn't you like that? Have a MacBook and be able to do what ever people are doing with a Mac except looking cool.

All you need to do is join the Daily Steals newsletter to get in all future weekly raffles! Use the Sign-Up form at the top of this page to register. And you can also buy something. We can't really say it will help you win the raffle, but we will leave the possibility out there...

2 Deals a Day? Forget about it!

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We started getting a lot of bagging from you guys lately. Seems that one deal a day is not enough for you and you want more. Always more and more! More than one deal a day huh?

More than one deal a day?! Are you nuts? Maybe you want us to put more than one sun in the sky? More than one President in the White House? More than one baby for Britney Spears?! (What? She’s got two?! Oh the humanity!)

Anyway, we believe that it’s better to offer one deal each day, at a great price (like… free) than giving you guys all kinds of crap at lousy prices. If you want lots of overpriced products, then go to Walmart. Ye, that's right, we’re cheaper than Walmart.

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Today’s world is so full of choices. Everyday we have to face so many decisions, so here at www.dailysteals.com we want you to stop with all the decision making and just buy a great product every day. Heck, you don’t even need to think about it. You can buy from Daily Steals with your eyes covered and you still know you’re going to get one hell pf a product.

So go and buy something already! And stop by tomorrow for the raffle! We love you guys...

Dear Fellow Thieves,

on 1:22 PM

At Daily Steals, we strive to keep you happy, no matter what it takes. Hence, we give you incredible prices on incredible products. If you need a little more, you can also stop by our office and we’ll give you a great big hug (…but we’re actually better with the “incredible prices” part).

Anyway, we’re not here to waste you time but to proudly announce that we’ve completely revolutionized our Customer Service department. It turns out that our 13 year old cousin Timmy didn’t do such a great job after all. But that’s what you get when you pay your customer relation director with candies.

Last week, Master Thief joined an anger management course and now he is tied to the computer and is now exclusively sending out cheerful emails letting you know how your order is doing. Hey, just cause we're in Brooklyn doesn't mean we can't be nice guys.

Here is our agenda once you close a deal at daily steals:

1. Of course you’ll feel guilty because you just paid 9 bucks for an MP3 player.

2. We shoot you (relax!) an email with payment confirmation so you’ll have proof to show your friends that the MP3 Player did actually cost nine dollars.

3. You’ll receive a shipping confirmation so you know your steal is on the way.

4. If something goes wrong, you are very welcome to shoot us back (an email!) to sales@dailysteals.com and we’ll see how we can make you happy again (a hug?)

Remember, Daily Steals is committed to customer satisfaction and blahh blahh yada yada happy happy joy joy - just buy something already and let us take care of the rest!

Sincerely,

Daily Steals.

What is a Raffle? What is a Ruffle? And how come you’re not registered to win a Weber Grill yet?

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It seems that some of you DailyStealers did not fully understand the meaning of our weekly raffles. So, at www.DailySteals.com we wanted to explain to you the diffrance between Raffles and Ruffles.

Ruffles are potato chips. They come in various packages and flavors. They are pretty good, but you have to pay in order to enjoy the crunchy taste of a Ruffle.

Raffles are competitions for a chance to win something. At DailySteals you can win crazy prizes such as an Apple TV, a camcorder, GPS, and you don’t have to pay squat in order to win.


It’s that simple. All you gotta do is register with DailySteals.com (yes, you have to give your real email so you can find out if you won), subscribe to the Daily Newsletter and claim your prize! And please don’t try to pull one over the Master Thief or go smarty-pants on us and register multiple email accounts.

Hey, there's still time to enter this week raffle:


So whaddya waitin for??? Log on to www.dailysteals.com get yourself a nice treat for Christmas (what? It's just around the corner!) and enter this week's raffle.

Money you could have saved over the last few days: $456!!!

on 5:03 PM

What’s wrong with you? You wanna tell us that because of 4th of July weekend, you did not check www.dailysteals.com? Who cares if you were catching fish? Once you realize the deals you’ve missed here – you’d rather sleep with the fishes!




Look at this baby. An OEM Motorola H350 Bluetooth Headset. Ya, you need one just like this right? You know how much it cost? You better sit down. It was sold out for 6.99! It sits over the ear and was priced cheaper than Q-tips! But you probably don't need this one because you've missed on the HTC Dash PDA S620 Unlocked Gsm Quad Band MP3 Player!!!



But don't worry - even if you've missed this - you can still get it online. Just go to overstock.com pay them 169.99 and it's yours. You probably don't want to know that if you visited www.dailysteals.com on Friday, you could have bought this cell phone for 89.99 - yes - dollars! What did you think? Euros?! It's practically half the price of the guys who say they have "clearance prices." And they call us thieves.

But you had a good time didn't you? Well, you could have had a better time if you were wearing a New ESQ by Movado, a Men's Squadron Collection, Black Dial Swiss Quartz Compass for a totally crazy $99.00 a piece:


But you can still buy it on Amazon. It's not that bad... Only 475.00 bucks. And they give free shipping! Ya! Free Shipping! Which means you've only lost $376 - and they say that you didn't learn anything in business school.

So with the watch and phone hmmm... www.dailysteals.com customers saved themselves Four Hundred and Fifty Six Dollars over this weekend.

We know how you must feel...




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