"Somebody’s gonna get killed out there!" Where?! At your local mall, that's where... on 1:03 PM

“Somebody’s gonna get killed out there!” said one of survivors who managed to escape.

“Oh, it was bad” a lady cried, “people were fighting each other. There was a pregnant lady out there and they pushed her. They were pushing the kids! It was like you are a pancake.” Oh! The humanity! They are pushing kids now!

No, this is not a description of the current happenings in Afghanistan. This is not an historical depiction of the fall of the Berlin Wall. Want to take a guess what it is? It’s the shopping season. Yup… Take a look at this video report of the horror:



Same thing happened when they launched the PS3. Man, I'd rather be in Iran during the election chaos.



These are troubling sights indeed. But actually, last year was pretty mellow:



You know why? Because of online holiday shopping. People want to avoid the lines and get the best deals possible and by the way, it's never too early to start saving on your online holiday shopping! So what are you waiting for?

Why winning an iPhone 3G is better than buying an iPhone 3G on 1:30 PM

In this week’s blog we’re going to discuss why winning an unlocked iPhone beats the crap out of buying an iPhone.

When you buy an iPhone, you have to get up from the couch, clean the potato chips off your shirt, put on shoes and leave the house. Then you have to stand in line, wait to be noticed, fill up a whole bunch of annoying contracts and sign your name everywhere. (Did we mention that we don’t sign anything without our lawyer?) On the other hand, when you win an iPhone you don’t have to go through all this crap. You just wait for the package.

When you buy an iPhone you have to sign with AT&T and AT&T sucks. When you win an unlocked iPhone you can use your current carrier and even it’s Z-Mobile it’s gonna be better than AT&effinT.

Because it feels good to win

Because chicks dig winners

Because it means you have a huge!!! (luck…)

Because there’s no purchase necessary and all you have to do is join the Daily Steals newsletter and get into all future weekly raffle! And because you win an iPhone 3G.

Shopping Mall??? What's a Shopping Mall? on 3:02 PM

Hello everybody! Well we got some great news for you today! Listen to this, according to Reuters “The vacancy rate at U.S. strip malls reached a 17-year high in the third quarter and mall vacancy was the highest in at least 10 years.”

Empty Mall Parking Lot

What do you say about that! Waddya mean? Of course we’re happy! No body’s going to the shopping mall no more. They all go online and buy from us. Those establishments were sucking us dry our entire life and now it’s payback time.

Daily Steals Parking Lot!!!
Wait... this doesn't make sense...

Buying online is the new deal. At Daily Steals we don’t pay no rent (we just put all of the stuff at our mother-in-laws) and we don’t pay no electricity (we take it from the neighbors) so we can get you cheap stuff that’ll cost you double in the shopping mall.

So if it's discount electronics you're looking for, a random gadget, the occasional freebies or even a pair of old ladies underwear (wtf?!) just visit www.dailysteals.com. Every day, you’ll find a cool new item at a ridiculously low price.

Stuff you won't be able to buy at Daily Steals on 3:22 PM

If you visit Daily Steals daily (like our name suggests) you will find many exciting items you can buy. Still, there is some stuff you won't be able to buy here and we wanted to come clean about it.

For example, you won't be able to buy this Neorest toilet:

This personal cleaning system (don't know, don't care) is made by Japan’s largest toilet maker, costs about $5,000 and no, you won't be able to buy this here.

Now we've sold a few corkscrews before, but if you want this one, you'd probably have look somewhere else:


This Belgian corkscrew is made of pure titanium and 18 karat gold. The corkscrew costs around $80,000 but we actually prefer 20,000 bottles of $3.99 house wine.

Oh, and you won't be finding this item on our site as well...


It's the 1000 dollar bagel. Jeez, I though the bodega on the corner that charges me a buck fifty for a bagel was a scam. The 1000 dollar bagel is topped with white truffle cream cheese and goji berry infused riesling jelly with golden leaves (I prefer lux, don't you prefer lux?). Anyway it's available for lunch at the New York Westin hotel and unavailable for purchase at Daily Steals.

Well, sorry guys, but if you buy at Daily Steals you'd only be able to find great online deals and discounted items. It's a though world we live in.