How to get the best deals online. Part II on 7:56 AM

Last week we gave you a crash course on smart internet shopping. But somehow the words “Part I” got into the title and now we have to make up more shopping tips for you. Well, here you go. Just remember who taught you everything you know!

1. Coupons aren’t for grandma only. You won’t believe how much money I saved searching coupons. If you buy something, google the company or the product with the word coupon. There are great coupons online and when a coupon doesn’t work, there are always others.
2. Look for the sale section. Some sites hide it in the lower left corner, in a #2 size font, just between the “Contact Us” and “Go to Hell” links.
3. Don’t be afraid of refurbished products. They’re as good as new and they come with a full warranty. If you buy a new product, there are better chances that it will come damaged than if you buy a refurbished one that has been thoroughly inspected by the manufacturer.
   

And the best tip we can give you? What’s the secret tip that was passed through generations and generations of smart shoppers? The tip that was crafted in the genius minds of researchers, studying closely the habits and patterns of shopaholics all around the world?

Are you ready? The answer is 47!

No. the answer is check out Daily Steals. Duh!

How to get the best deals online. Part I on 1:41 PM

So you wanna be a smart shopper? Great. I wanna be a smart physicist. Well alright. I can give you some online shopping tips if you really want.

Buying online can be the best experience you’ve ever had. Seriously. Just ask our loyal customers. They even say it’s more fun than… What? You perv! More fun than Disneyland. Jeez!

Anyway, here’s a crash course on smart internet shopping.

1. Even if it’s cheaper on a website, it still doesn’t mean it’s the cheapest on the web. Google like there’s no tomorrow and always remember that due to shipping and packaging fees, and other hidden fees, you only see the real price at checkout.
2. Don’t go all BestBuy. Be brave. Try and go for other sellers that you’re not necessarily familiar with. I mean, defiantly don’t buy a 30 dollar HDTV at www.wescamyourmother.com but if the deal seams legit, see if the seller got positive reviews from past consumers.
3. Check out sites that pick the best deals of the day. Try www.deals2buy.com or www.techbargains.com that collect and update internet sales daily or even hourly.

Entering Daily Steals weekly raffle is probably the smartest thing you can do online. You don’t have to be a college grad in order to understand that when somebody offers you a Sharp Projector for free, you take it, say thank you, and run like the wind before we decide to change our minds.

Win a New HD Camcorder! What? Not good enough? on 6:55 AM

Does your home video looks like this?



Ooooh... Gives us the creeps! Don't you think it's time to upgrade???

We thought you'd love to know that today is the last chance for you to enroll in our raffle and win the POLAROID DVC-00725F 720P HD Camcorder with 2.7-inch LCD. Yes - it's HD so the video your going to shoot will look great on any HDTV (though we can not guarantee that your mother-in-law will look good on HD.)

It captures 720P of High-Definition Video & stores your precious little monsters running around the yard and screaming "Mommy! Mommy! Moooommy!!!" on a Secure Digital Card so these memories are safe for keeping.

It can also take 5.0 Megapixel digital still photos and you can look at them on your 2.7-Inch widescreen LCD. And no. It won't make you coffee! Jeez!

So what you gonna do? Call Ghostbusters? NO! You're going to enter the raffle and win free stuff! And what else? You're going to check out the daily deal because it's just like winning something for free anyway.

Daily Steals - it's like stealing, only without prison on 7:42 AM

Master Thief reformed from his life of crime and decided to open an electronics store. But there are still genuine thieves out there and we wanted to show you why it's better to chose Daily Steals' crazy deals over a life of crime.

1. Because of crazy security systems like smart door that do not open:



2.Because they don't build ceilings like they used to:



3. Because the big brother is watching:



4. Because you will not appreciate yourself after a while:



5. Because they clean those doors so good!



6. Because of Master Thief:

Master Thief has worked hard to give people good deals and cheap electronics without any actual stealing any more, and if he won't let himself steal, he won't let you steal either. On the bright side, this means you can take advantage of his online deals - it's like stealing, only without the illegality and ten years in prison.

Why didn’t you host a barbecue party? Because you forgot to join our raffle! on 4:51 PM

Do you know what MR. Dcrabs was doing during this weekend? Well, we neither, and we know you don’t care but we can guess!

Ye! He was the hottest guy in the neighborhood! He invited all his cool friends to enjoy his hot new Weber Grill!



What were you doing this weekend?

And you know why it happened? Because you did not join our weekly raffle you douchebag! But it's not too late! Get yourself off the couch and join next week's raffle. Why? Because you'll have the chance to trade your Commodore 64 (???) with a shiny new MacBook!


Wouldn't you like that? Have a MacBook and be able to do what ever people are doing with a Mac except looking cool.

All you need to do is join the Daily Steals newsletter to get in all future weekly raffles! Use the Sign-Up form at the top of this page to register. And you can also buy something. We can't really say it will help you win the raffle, but we will leave the possibility out there...

2 Deals a Day? Forget about it! on 6:33 PM

We started getting a lot of bagging from you guys lately. Seems that one deal a day is not enough for you and you want more. Always more and more! More than one deal a day huh?

More than one deal a day?! Are you nuts? Maybe you want us to put more than one sun in the sky? More than one President in the White House? More than one baby for Britney Spears?! (What? She’s got two?! Oh the humanity!)

Anyway, we believe that it’s better to offer one deal each day, at a great price (like… free) than giving you guys all kinds of crap at lousy prices. If you want lots of overpriced products, then go to Walmart. Ye, that's right, we’re cheaper than Walmart.

Daily Steals Delivery Truck

Today’s world is so full of choices. Everyday we have to face so many decisions, so here at www.dailysteals.com we want you to stop with all the decision making and just buy a great product every day. Heck, you don’t even need to think about it. You can buy from Daily Steals with your eyes covered and you still know you’re going to get one hell pf a product.

So go and buy something already! And stop by tomorrow for the raffle! We love you guys...

Dear Fellow Thieves, on 1:22 PM

At Daily Steals, we strive to keep you happy, no matter what it takes. Hence, we give you incredible prices on incredible products. If you need a little more, you can also stop by our office and we’ll give you a great big hug (…but we’re actually better with the “incredible prices” part).

Anyway, we’re not here to waste you time but to proudly announce that we’ve completely revolutionized our Customer Service department. It turns out that our 13 year old cousin Timmy didn’t do such a great job after all. But that’s what you get when you pay your customer relation director with candies.

Last week, Master Thief joined an anger management course and now he is tied to the computer and is now exclusively sending out cheerful emails letting you know how your order is doing. Hey, just cause we're in Brooklyn doesn't mean we can't be nice guys.

Here is our agenda once you close a deal at daily steals:

1. Of course you’ll feel guilty because you just paid 9 bucks for an MP3 player.

2. We shoot you (relax!) an email with payment confirmation so you’ll have proof to show your friends that the MP3 Player did actually cost nine dollars.

3. You’ll receive a shipping confirmation so you know your steal is on the way.

4. If something goes wrong, you are very welcome to shoot us back (an email!) to sales@dailysteals.com and we’ll see how we can make you happy again (a hug?)

Remember, Daily Steals is committed to customer satisfaction and blahh blahh yada yada happy happy joy joy - just buy something already and let us take care of the rest!

Sincerely,

Daily Steals.